THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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