I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
