Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Your topless pictures make me question reality
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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