you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
