16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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