i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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