Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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