is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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