i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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