I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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