maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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