they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
