left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize