But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
