I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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