Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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