i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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