Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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