Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's shark week go big or go home
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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