rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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