I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
false alarm, still single
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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