You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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