omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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