guys are not supposed to queef...right?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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