so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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