Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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