I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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