Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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