lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
