even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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