Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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