arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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