Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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