He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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