You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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