just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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