You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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