Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
