K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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