i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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