i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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