She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
that's an acceptable place to lick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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