Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
