worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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