it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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