I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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