whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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