Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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