Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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