he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize