I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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