just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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