Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
When are your genitals available?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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