At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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