No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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