I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
only you would photoshop your dick
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
