This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Farmville is her only friend.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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