I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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